Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Part-time Hitman looking for assassinating work

Hello,

My name is Dark A. Delaqroux, and i'm looking for a part time assassinating work as i have plenty of time to kill (pun joke intended here). I specialized in slow, painful death and torture so, those who might already have their target in custody but needing to get valuable information out of them, i can surely be of help in this case. Due to this specialty, i can also work for psychos/lunatics/or simply fine ladies and gentlemen out there who enjoys their evening tea with a little dash of saddistic pleasure as they get their victim brutalized first before the murder. However, i can also get the jobs involving instant kills done marvellously as well.

I am also skilled in on-scene use of tools for assassination. Therefore, you do not need to provide assassinating equipments unless on a special request (lesser blood, lesser evidence, easier body disposal etc.). In other words, i can use a vast array of tools to get the job done, ranging from guns, knives, blunt weapons to screwdrivers, crayons (toxic ones) and Twilight DVD. My rates are flexible but perhaps around $10 per head. Additional cost may apply if disposal of bodyguards, pets, spouse, family members etc. is seen necessary on-site or if the target puts up more resistance (though expect very little as my kills are often done in stealth).

But as a side note here, as how you might have experienced with other assassin's out there, i, too, am prone with the temptation of betrayal. In other words, i may turn my back on you and kill you instead if your target re-hire me to kill you with a more generous offer. As much regret as i have to say this; i really recommend highly generous tippings to avoid such circumstances to occur. Of course, you can always consider a re-re-hire if such circumstances is inevitable.

Please leave me a message if you're interested to have me kill someone you're uninterested in leaving them alive and i can negotiate the details with you. I look forward to working with and killing for you. Thanks.


Dark A. Delaqroux.

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