Delaqroux Spammin' Frenzy Update!!!
Once upon a time, there was a princess and she was like the hottest gurlzzzzz in da hood that time. Everyone loves her coz she's the awesomeness among the other bitchazz and she dont act bitchy neither. But among all, there's this step-mom-queen-witch-ish mom and she was like, totally dont lurve her and like, hate her til she feel like massacrin her and wasting her up real dayum good. DAYUMN!! So, one day, she was like, "OMFG!! Me like, wanna own that bitch with this very teh poisoned apple! Yay!!111oneone". But she thot that wasnt kewl enough to make her just die of diarrhea and all that so she's like, send some assasin sonnovagun with gun in his gun holster to ice her when she is in the forrest picking up fallen fruits like apples and stuff, y'know
So this assasin guy went and saw her and was like, "OMG! Hawtness! I wanna bang her!!11" So, she saw him and she said "WTFBBQ! Geez, dont kill meh!! >w<" Assasin guy very kind hearted so he was kewl with it and dont want to bang her now already. So the assassin guy feel like saving her and she told her to run and never look back Lion King style!! lmao!! So she was like "kthxhugbabai!!!!111 ^w^" and ran very fastly and fastly.
Then she saw this house and thot it was some hotel so she went in and she go like, "anybody home!!!???? cuteness!! awwwww!!!! @w@" Nobody replied or forwarded her message so she went in and go, "ahhhh... ahhh... ahhhh...." (vocalizin' sweetness tunezzz!!) to call the animalzzz in da cribz, dawg!! And, animals was like, yeah, helped her clean up teh house coz it was deerrty like f*ck! She went all clean and animal go clean and the house was spink spanking like new silver guns out of the gun shop the assassin guy have. jk jk. rflao!!!!111 =p
Afterward, 7 short guyzzz-like drawf ppl came home and saw her sleepin in tha house on the bed in the bedroom and was, like "OMG!!Gurls!11" and pity her and let her stay with gang rapin' her for some reason. And they were happy 2 hv Snow White in da howse!!11 (oh yeah, i forgot to introduce the name of the princezz to you! She's snow white kay?). Snow white loves them short guyszz-like drawves ppl and they loves her too so they becomes fwenzz 4eva! <3
However, assassin guy came back and lied to mom of snow white. But mom of snow white know assasin guy was lying sh*t so she gives him the pwnzord1 and locked him up real good. Poor assasin guy!!!!!! TT___TT Nuuuuuuu!!! So, evil mom ish pissed and thot like, "i'll use the d poisson apple and kill snow white tis tym yeah!!111 **evil laugh while lightning struck the ridiculously dark background layout as the camera pans backwards and backwards till earth can be seen but her voice of evil laughter can still be heard while very evil music plays as the BGM and ppl go like, omgwtfbbqcopter! oh gee... i forgot to close back he two stars things so i think i should puts it here ---> see?**
So evil biatch mom, go find snow white in old woman form in black cape to make her in disgaised so that snow white wont know its her bitch mom. She found snow white and took out red apple out of her black cape and snow white fall for the white lie and turn green and go colourless and die!!!! Snow white mom wanted to run away but drawves so her and ganked her real messy and good. She was dead and went to hell where she met Hitler and Sauron from LOTR Trilogy. She also meets with Agent Smiths from the Matrix Trilogy and Darkth Vader from the Star Wars Orginal Trilogy and they lived sadly ever after coz hell is bad and there's devils there and devil's pokke them with long sticks that's sharp. Darkth Vader looked at Evil bitch witch mom and was like "i am your farther... lmao.. shitz.. you're fuggly! 8D" and evil mom bitch feels bad and got alienated. Serves her right!!!wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
Back on earth, prince saw dead snow white and he was a necrophelic prince (loves to buttsex corpse! eeeew!!) and he thinks dead snow white body is hawt!! So he bends down and frenched her and amazingly she came bck to live!!11 Prince was like, "dayum she's not dead already but ohwell i like her coz she's hawt anyways" Prince dropped down to hees knees and asked snow white to marry him so he can bang her and make snow white have babies together back in the catsle. Snow white was "wwwweeeee!!yes!!!okiedokie!! w00t! XD" and followed him back on his white hoarse. And they might live happily ever after to a certain extent!!!!!1111 =)))
THE END!!!
Okay, now, for the real deal. Delaqroux Inc Updates!!
I am quite surprised if you actually read that stuff all the way down to this point but in any case, point to be made here is that i hate ppl who talk on the net like that! I mean, seriously, i heard of net jargon and stuff but wtf man? gurlz!? fwens!? bitchezzz!? Are they trying to act cute or cool or something? Gosh.. In any case, another point to be highlighted here is that Kelsey will be doing her story-telling session tomorrow for some kids so yep, we were discussing on the cliche line "they live happily ever after". Kind of a sweeping statement there so i thought i might as well modify it to make it more applicable :p lolz (refer to the last line within the spammin post above)
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