...the heck is THIS???

Delaqroux Inc Flashback

I dunno but i just went through my old blog and apparently i found this post... Take a few moment to actually reread it and yeah, guess this best describe my feelings at the moment. Trippy, perhaps. Eitherways, let us have a look shall we?

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I love coffee coz coffee makes me happy. In the contrast of most people who claim that they are perfectly normal, i am extremely addicted to coffee, as a matter of fact. But the problem is; overdosage of caffeine equals to one drunk Dark who is high and too happy as well as restless. In fact, I nearly passed out one time right before the SPM exam when i loved to drink coffee too much that i become energetic although i'm tired. It's called imsomniac, i think. That's what Shen-Ann said; to have happy times at night = imsomniac. No, not sex. They're different. Sex makes you happy but the very exercise itself does not limit to nightime only. In other words, you can have sex anytime you want. This is a fact that, basically, the world does not seem to approve (yet)- you can do sex anytime, anyplace. However, various effort have all been focused by many individuals to instill the message that sex IS versatile and flexible. For example, according to Ashlee Simpsons (2006) "You make me wana LahLah in the kitchen, on the floor" clearly states that sex is not limited to bedrooms. To put things more specifically for simple-minded people's understanding, imsomniac is the umbrella term while sex is under imsomniac and its more specific. In another word, sex can be a form of imsomniac but imsomniace is not sexy. Aside to that, some people hate coffee. According to past research, coffee contains high acidic value which might appear to be unpleasant for gastric patients. Similarly, the animosity of gastricians (people who are and self-proclaim to be gastric patients) towards coffee is almost on a similar level too the prejudice of garlic by vampires. If we are to elaborate this facts, vampires should all die as their existence brings tremendous negative impacts towards Malaysia and Thailand's garlic export business. Additionally, the fact on why vampires hate garlic so much is still unknown. However, through close observation on massive garlic plantation in Sabah and lame vampire based movie such as Dracula and Macbeth, vampires possess a mirror version of skin cells known as cloroplas found in green veggies like spinach, lettuce, and ladies' fingers. Before i proceed with my explanation, allow me to clear up some inevitable perplexion you might have. Macbeth IS a vampire movie. A scene which transparently potrays this claim is when Macbeth claim that he can still feel the blood in his hands after he liquify (an euphimism term for "stab the living daylights out of someone") the king. Eventhough his nonsical gibberish was filled with regret, fear and emo-ness, he is, disturbingly, enjoying it- according to William Shakespeare, the man behind Macbeth himself. Regardless to all those and back to the Garlic-Vampire story; vampires, henceforth, constantly doing a counter-photosyntesis effect briefly named as unphotosyntesis, where, unlike plants who grows healthier with the right amount of sunlight, vampires turns into a type of solid substance in large amount according to the body-mass of the vampire beforehand instead. Besides that, vampire hate cross, suggestively hypothizing why "vampire" is not spelled with a "t" as in "vampiret" (pronounced as vam-pirate). However, as how terrorism can be defined as "violence or other harmful acts commited against civilians" (Britannica, 2006), vampires are not terrorists although, vampires do commit act of terror towards civilians. The explanation is apparent, terrorist is spelled with the letter "T". As further elaboration; vampires are not terrorist likewise with George W. Bush and Saddam Hussein. Nonetheless, Tony Blair might be. Even so, it is highly selfish if we are to simply finalize everything spelled with T are terrorists.

In a nutshell (which is spelled with a "T" but clearly not and cannot be terrorists), drinking coffee is undeniably not wrong. Yet, the countercultural community group of coffee haters should not be discriminated as they themselves, similar to vampires, are not terrorist nor are they spelled with the letter "T"

p/s: try analyzing this blog post critically and analytically (if there is such word, that is) and you will find out that i am not drunk- just pissed.
-Dark A. Delaqroux '07 "Happy Halloween!" ^^-
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.....So yeah, can someone tell me what i was thinking back then... '____'